That’s what I was informed of this morning in an email from a friend of mine. Another of our friends is flying into town for the weekend to see us, and the plan’s been that we were doing a low-key dinner somewhere downtown tonight, and then we’d have a party on Saturday night at her place for him. Well, apparently, we’re having 2 parties this weekend, and one is now at my house. According to her email, a lot of our other friends wanted to hang out with him tonight too, so she invited everyone to meet up at my house after work. There’s nothing like short notice! I don’t mind, it’s just a good thing I did a thorough house-cleaning this past week, and washed every article of clothing, every set of sheets, and every towel that I own. Guess I’m sufficiently prepared for any friends that feel the need to crash at my place after celebrating. However, I do have a few rules I’d like my friends to follow:
MB – Your clothes must, I repeat must, stay on at all times. If you get hot at my house, let me know and I’ll gladly turn down the AC, anything to keep you from disrobing in some form or fashion because you get hot and think it’s funny. Please save yourself the humiliation and keep ‘em on. C’mon, man, I have a dog. He shouldn’t be exposed to that kind of stuff. None of us should. You’re almost 30.
DP – No mixing crazy drinks with all kinds of liquors and mixers in an attempt to be the “creative bartender.” It’s really no fun for anyone that’s the guinea pig for one of your drinks because 20 minutes after consumption, they’re down for the count and feeling like hell the next day. You’d think we’d all learn our lesson, but we haven’t yet, so I’m making a plea for you to resist your bartendering skills instead.
CR - Keep your hands to yourself. One of these days you’re going to get punched and all I’m going to do is laugh.
RH - Pancakes, please! DP and I want pancakes.
For the rest of you - Don't let my dog or cat out, no one's in my bed but me at any point in the night, and other than that, have a good time!
Let the weekend begin...
3 comments:
Sounds like that is going to be one fun freaking party. No taking off any clothes, no mixing wild and crazy drinks, no getting in your bed. Yep fun times all around :(
Details...need details. Did anyone listen to your pre-weekend directives?
Everyone was well behaved as far as I could tell. After about the 3rd or 4th glass of red wine, everything was alllllright with me! I could have cared less what was going on. LOL!! Seriously, I was hammered. But we did get pancakes in the morning! And a good time was had by all.
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