Rrrrrring!
Gabriel: Hello this is Heaven, how may I help you?
Me: Uh, yes, hello. This is Kara. Is Noah around?
Gabriel: Umm, yea, I think so. He's feeding the animals, but hang on and I'll get him.
Me: Thanks..
Hold music - "Joy-ful Joy-ful We A-dore Thee..."
Noah: This is Noah speaking.
Me: Well hey there, Noah! Listen, I know you're busy with the burning bushes and feeding the animals, but since courthouses in the South don't allow the Ten Commandments in the buildings any longer, I figure you might have some time on your hands not having to chisel the commandments on stone tablets. I thought that maybe, just maybe, you could bust out the Ark for me?
Noah: The Ark? Why, I haven't sailed that thing in years...What do you need the Ark for, Kara?
Me: Because apparently Atlanta's become the Southeastern version of Seattle and it's been raining now every day for just about 2 weeks with no break in the forecast. I'm tired of the rain, Noah, and I need a ride out. I'm afraid we'll slide right over into South Carolina in a mudslide, and you and I both know how scary that would be. Save me from South Carolina, Noah!
Noah: Ok, Kara. Let me check on the Ark's 75 Johnson and make sure the eletric choke I recently fiddled around with is gonna work.
Kara: Great! Thanks, Noah! I'll be the one waiting with the olive branch. You can't miss me.
3 comments:
The fact that you know what a 75 Johnson is and the entire electric choke thing is classic. Also the fact that you know a 75j would actually push the Ark....Nice!
Great idea. Dont forget that you need a male and a female of each species to ride on the boat. Seeing that you apparently live in Atlanta this is perfect for me as I am only about thirty minutes out of the city. Let me know when the Ark is ready and I will meet you there. Or we could just meet at a restaurant such as Fogo de Chao. I hear that the Brazilian food there is all the craze of late and I have yet to dine there.
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