My friend and I got on the subject of “top 5s” the other day at work. It’s inspired me to jot my list down so I can go back and laugh at myself in the years to come. Notice a hair color theme though? I guess I tend to be a bit biased towards the dark headed guys (except for Kirk).
My Top 5 List
Matthew McConaughey – One word, one syllable. HOT. And Southern. Mmmmhmmm.
Kirk Herbstreit – My heart flutters when I hear him say “Roll Tide” on ESPN’s College Gameday …I actually met him once and turned into “that girl” that couldn’t form a sentence to save her life. He was very impressed. I could tell by the way he rolled his eyes at my failing attempt to speak.
James Denton - The guy from Deparate Housewives- I’m sure there’s a one-liner here about a plumber’s crack I wouldn’t mind seeing. (ba-da dum, ding)
Tom Cruise – Love at first flight - Top Gun in the 4th grade. Unfortunately I grew taller and well, he didn’t. Still makes my list even despite his vertical challenge. (Insert your own horizontal zinger here.)
Jim Caviezel – Kissing him might be kind of odd seeing that he did such an awesome job playing Jesus in Passion of the Christ. But he’s hot. I’m sure I’d get over that fast.
Runners up that can rotate in on a whim
Ashton Kutcher – C’mon Ashton. You forget Demi. I’ll forget whatever nothing’s going on in my love life. And then I guess you can consider yourself ‘punked’.
Tim McGraw – But please, only with the hat on.
Secret Crushes that no one knows (except the entire internet now)
David Letterman- It’s gotta be his personality. That’s all I can think of. I love a man that’ll make me laugh.
George W. Bush-I don’t know. He’s kind of goofy and powerful all at once. It’s endearing. We’ve already established that I’m a dork. I guess it’s just further proof. As if you needed any.
Would love to hear from the peanut gallery on who their top 5 or secret crushes are. Anyone? Anyone?
4 comments:
Hmmm, this is tough, there aren't too many totally hot guys in Hollywood anymore.
But if I HAD to have a list, I would say, in this particular order:
5 - Jesse Metcalf: the gardener from D.H., I don't think he is 18 in real life, plus I heard him speak on Oprah and he's seems really cool.
4 - Brad Pitt: normally I wouldn't put him on this, but he has gotten hotter in his old age.
3 - Brad Paisley: OK OK, so the girl from Father of the Bride is married to him, but I'm cute and perky too! I wouldn't want to ruin his marriage, but what the hell. Pick me Brad, pick me!
2 - George Clooney - at any age, but especially in Ocean's Eleven.
1 - Ben Affleck: BUT only before he started dating Jennifer Lopez, I want to be the only hot-blooded Puerto Rican under his belt.
Top 5:
5) Stacy Keibler - I know women that say she is so hot they would even make out with her... O_o
4) Christina Applegate - I have actually sent her letters asking her to marry me. My lawyer is still fighting the restraining order.
3) Jennifer Love Hewitt - ohhhhhhhhhhhhh MOMA
2) Shania Twain - She is just sooooo pretty. Ever see her in the leather outfit from her Maxim photo shoot? DOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1) Kristy Swanson - Her ranking skyrocketed after she posed for a well respected magazine.
OH.. was this supposed to be a woman only comment thing? I bet I am the only one who picks 5 women.
Denton, McConaughey, and McGraw are pretty solid picks. I mean not that I'm flitty or anything but those guys look like they'd do ok with the steadies.
I will add Keira Knightley and Evangeline Lilly to round out my list. I wrote a poem for Keira on my blog. I'm pretty sure she reads it regularly.
Well so far my top 5 is the top 5 of the top 5 that have been listed.
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