1) I'm working on it people. You know, the bet. Do you know how hard it is to take a picture of yourself holding a sign when you live by yourself? And make sure you look good? I know it's hard to imagine me not looking good, I'm such a foxy lady and all (ha), but have patience my people. It's not as easy as you'd think. I've made the sign, I'm just trying to get my picture with it, and my dog, Darby, refuses to hold the camera steady. Worthless mutt. (I'm kidding Darby, I'm kidding...mama loves you, oh yes she does...mama loves you...my sweet little baby boy-ee...)
2) Who decided to put Colorado clear on the other side of the United States? I mean c'mon. McFly? Can't we do like that squeeze play game on the Price is Right and remove all of the states that make up the "chef" guy there in the middle, and then squeeze the country together so Georgia and Colorado are closer? I feel like there could be a good prize if we did. Maybe even an advancement to the showcase showdown, which you have to admit, is always a good time.
3) Ever get distracted by something to the point that it's the only thing you can focus on? I was at lunch today with a coworker, and there was a hair on her chin. I couldn't stop staring at it! I was obsessed. One blonde, tiny hair poking off of her chin. No big deal in the grand scheme of things. But all I wanted to do was get my tweezers out and pluck it. (yes, I realize I should seek professional help)
1 comment:
I know I am really stretching here, but does your sudden desire that Colorado and Georgia be closer together have anything to do with a recent post on Jerk's site?
If so, I think congratulations are in order.
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