Finish This...

I got this from an email chain today, and figured it'd be fun to post on my blog. Or maybe not. Regardless, I did. I had to fill in the rest of the sentence after the colon. Feel free to do it yourself if you feel so inclined.

1. My uncle once: was a drum major in the marching band. See, I come by my dorkiness honestly.
2. Never in my life: will I drive a mini-van. Honest to goodness, you can check my car loan records 50 years from now and never once see a mini-van listed. I don't care how many kids I end up with. I'll strap them to the luggage rack of an SUV before I get a mini-van.
3. When I was five: I got in trouble for playing doctor with the neighbor boy, Luke.
4. High School is: surprisingly a fond memory of mine.
5. I once met: Lee Corso, Kirk Herbstreit, Chris Fowler, and Tony Stewart. I'll give bonus points to the person that figures out the common denomenator between those 4 and me.
6. There's this girl I know who: just wants to love and be loved.
7. Once, at a bar: I poured beer over a bald man's head. But I posted about that already. What else? Ok, got it. My college roomate and I were talking to these guys near a garbage can and this horrible smell of vomit overcame us. So, we moved our conversation with these boys away from the garbage can, only to realize it was one or both of them. Eww.
8. Last night: I talked on the phone for 4 hours to an amazing man. It only felt like 10 minutes.
9. Next time I go to church: I will tithe.
10. When I turn my head left, I see: my framed college diploma - "The University of Alabama has conferred upon Kara ______ the degree of Bachelor of Arts..."
11. When I turn my head right, I see: framed post cards from my travels.
12. How many days until my birthday?: let's see, a ballpark figure might be somewhere around 109 days, 3 hours and 10 minutes. So get to shopping.
13. If I was a character written by Shakespeare I'd be: Cinderella. What? She's not a Shakespearean character? Who knew? Ok, fine. Snow White then. Geez, her either? Well what the hell did he write, anyway? With an English Literature minor, you'd think I'd have some idea, wouldn't you?
14. By this time next year: I'll be 109 days, 3 hours, and 10 minutes closer to 30 and starting my Botox treatments. No, seriously, I honestly can't imagine myself that far in advance.
15. A better name for me would be: Karamel
16. I have a hard time understanding: (this probably isn't PC, but it's true) People that speak broken english, otherwise known as foreigners. No, not Foreigner the band. I understand them just fine.
17. If I ever go back to school I'll: get a graduate degree in marketing.
18. You know I like you if: I give you a genuine smile.
19. If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: the person that gave me the award.
20. Take my advice: Pink Lemonade Crystal Light and tequila don't go well together going down or coming back up. You may feel like you're going to die. Literally.
21. My ideal breakfast is: coffee with cream and sugar, unless I slept in. Then it's called lunch.
22. If you visit my hometown: you'll fall in love and want to move here. Everyone else did after the '96 Olympics. Now we're overrun with yankees. That's it, I'm moving.
23. Why won't someone: bring back the full-service gas station. I hate pumping my own gas.
24. If you spend the night at my house: bring your own food. My fridge is always empty.
25. I'd stop my wedding if: Stop my wedding? Let's work on a good first date before talking about weddings. I'm obviously a long, long way away from that.
26. The world could do without: green beans.
27. I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: the balls of a bull.
28. My favorite blonde is: a highlight applied by a stylist at Bob Steele Salon
29. Paper clips are more useful than: my boss.
30. If I do anything well, it is: worry
31. And by the way: my name's not Carol or Carrie or Karen. It's Kara. It's 4 letters, how hard could it be? Don't add to it to make it more complicated than it is. It's just Kara. Stop at the "a".
32. The last time I was high: I was in a Delta plane, HIGH above the Atlantic, and flying home from Greece. That's what you meant, right? That's the only kind of high I've ever been. Drunk on the other hand...