Saturday, August 27, 2005

A Little Down Home Humor

Got this forwarded email yesterday and it made me laugh:

Due to the popularity of the Survivor TV shows, several southern TV stations are joining together and are planning to do their own, entitled "Survivor: Southern Style."

The contestants will start in Alabama, travel over to Georgia and on to South Carolina. From there they will head up to North Carolina and over to Tennessee. They will then proceed down to Mississippi and Louisiana. Finally ending up back over in Alabama.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with New Jersey license plates and large bumper stickers that read:

  • I'm a Vegetarian
  • Al-Quida Has Been Misunderstood
  • NASCAR Sucks
  • Go Yankees (or any other hockey team or non-SEC/ACC college football team)
  • Hillary 2008
  • Hunting is Murder
  • I'm Here to Confiscate Your Guns
The first one that makes it back to Montgomery alive, wins.

11 comments:

THEMARSHAL said...

Im not sure PETA would allow all of the animal violance that the show would surely have. I mean they do count humans as animals right? Well if not they should because things can be taken to the sxtreems down here in the South.

SassyAssy said...

This is one reality show I would love to see.

Yorkshire Pudding said...

Hi Kara! Like your blog. I can't imagine any contestants would possibly survive Survivor Southern Style! Anyway as a member of the spelling and grammar police (UK branch) I just want to let you know that you have mis-spelt "MAINTENANCE" in your "About Me" details. As your blog is genuinely literate and fluent I guess you'd like to remedy this - probaly unintentional - error. International greetings!

Kara0303 said...

Thanks, Yorkshire Pudding, I've updated that. And while we're on the subject, it concerns me that someone that's part of the UK branch of the spelling and grammar police would mispell "mis-spelt" AND "probaly." LOL

Kara0303 said...

Dammit! I've literally deleted 8 spam messages from in here! I've got enough to keep up with in my everyday life then trying to keep my comments section clear and free from spam messages!

Shirley said...

This was really funny!

If you're having trouble with spam comments, go to your edit your comment section to mark "yes" to word verification. So far, the spammers can't work it. I'm on an anti-spam campaign. Good luck!

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Yorkshire Pudding said...

Kara - "mis-spelt" with the hyphen is actually fine according to Bernard Pythian - my expert grammar guru but I admit you got me on "probably". I saw it. It was a typing error - honest - but once you press the button it's gone, fixed. Anyway I never said I was perfect -far from it. Hope Hurricane Katrina doesn't come to call.

Jeremy said...

The hurricane is just another twist to the reality show... the other is the trailer-park scavenger hunt.