A reflection on my learnings:
- I'm either too old, or I hadn't had enough beer to put up with the preppy, drunken mosh pit of people tonight. The rain created an absolute claustrophobic nightmare inside as no one wanted to hang out on the wet patio. After so many times of getting my toes stepped on and jabbed in the side with an out of control handbag, I wanted to beat someone with their Abercrombie flip flop or fake Prada purse.
- The usual "fun and light-hearted Kara" quickly turns into "bitchy Kara" when it takes a half an hour to fight my way through a crowd. Heaven help the man that grabs my ass on the way by. "I'm sorry, I got pushed" may have been a valid excuse if you hadn't totally cupped, then slightly squeezed my left cheek!
- I've always known that I was attracted to brown-headed vs. blonde, but I realized tonight that I also have an attraction for bald men. Not balding men, but bald men. Guys that either shave their head just because or shave their head to avoid the eventual "going bald" look. Please, men, if you're going bald, don't try the comb over, the comb forward, or the math-teacher-bald-on-top-bushy-on-the-sides look. Just shave it all off. I think it's totally hot.
- Why no fireworks for the celebration? Not to brag, but I mean, we have fireworks for 4th of July...
I think my Cinco's officially been de Mayoed.
4 comments:
Well I have not been in a bar in awhile, but something I have learned is to always walk with your hands UP. This is for guys of course. Reason: Somebody is going to grab the girl in front of you on the ass. It is just going to happen. She is going to turn around and knock the shit out of whoever is closer. She turn around and you have two drinks in your hands and your hands are up above your shoulders, keeps you from getting hit with the bag, Sometimes. Sometimes they just swing the bag and take out the 10 people in the radius of the bag.
Well you seem to be a very interesting and purtie lady. I would like to see a blog that descibes the kind of man you would like to spend time with. Or maybe a list of things that you would like to happen, for example something that you would consider sweet and real "luvvy duvvy". I am surprised you are a single available hottie.
Please enlighten us less than worthy boneheads about the needs of woman like yourself. Thanks sweetie-cakes.
Bald Guys (by nature or on purpose) rock! I know exactly what you are talking about. I can spot a man with a bald scalp a mile away.
Ooohh, I have a secret admirer. How much fun. Not sure about the whole "luvvy duvvy" thing though. I'm a romantic, but not sure I'm all about "luvvy duvvy." But it may be a good topic for a post. Keep checking back. :)
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