And Now It's Time for a Mad Libs Football Broadcast

Thanks to all that participated! I'll do each of yours separately with your answers in purple. May the real Super Bowl this Sunday be MUCH more entertaining than this! I'd ask you to vote for your favorite, but really, they'll all pretty bad.










This broadcast brought to you by Tiffany:
Good afternoon, ladies and gentleman. This is your favorite sportscaster bringing you the big football game between the Seattle Dogs and the Pittsburgh Trees. The center has just snapped the nut back to the Seattle star halfback, Hugh Jackman, who is running around his own left floor. There he's tackled hard around the back. Now it's Pittsburgh's ball and 13 to go. They're coming out of the huddle. The ball is snapped back to Joaquin Phoenix, who fades back and throws a long, dark pass which is caught by Billy Idol, who is Pittsburgh's heart-shaped quarterback. He's in the clear, and he races over the mountain for a touchdown. No, no, wait! The referee is calling the play back to the 35 - purse line. He's going to penalize Pittsburgh for rolling.

This broadcast brought to you by Jeopardygirl:
Good afternoon, ladies and gentleman. This is your favorite sportscaster bringing you the big football game between the Seattle Giraffes and the Pittsburgh Friends. The center has just snapped the book back to the Seattle star halfback, Orlando Bloom, who is running around his own left compact disc. There he's tackled hard around the elbow. Now it's Pittsburgh's ball and 12 to go. They're coming out of the huddle. The ball is snapped back to Demi Moore, who fades back and throws a long, round pass which is caught by Sir Ian McKellen, who is Pittsburgh's windblown quarterback. He's in the clear, and he races over the marker for a touchdown. No, no, wait! The referee is calling the play back to the 35 - photograph line. He's going to penalize Pittsburgh for waiting.

This broadcast brought to you by Yorkshire Pudding:
Good afternoon, ladies and gentleman. This is your favorite sportscaster bringing you the big football game between the Seattle Wilderbeast and the Pittsburgh Islands. The center has just snapped the corkscrew back to the Seattle star halfback, Chris Martin, who is running around his own left tree. There he's tackled hard around the penis. Now it's Pittsburgh's ball and one million to go. They're coming out of the huddle. The ball is snapped back to Oprah Winfrey, who fades back and throws a long, enormous pass which is caught by Popeye the Sailorman, who is Pittsburgh's greedy quarterback. He's in the clear, and he races over the car for a touchdown. No, no, wait! The referee is calling the play back to the 35 - ocean line. He's going to penalize Pittsburgh for seeing.

This broadcast brought to you by Diane Mandy:
Good afternoon, ladies and gentleman. This is your favorite sportscaster bringing you the big football game between the Seattle Pygmee Goats and the Pittsburgh Pens. The center has just snapped the edict back to the Seattle star halfback, John Stewart, who is running around his own left joker. There he's tackled hard around the spine. Now it's Pittsburgh's ball and 7 to go. They're coming out of the huddle. The ball is snapped back to Matt Damon, who fades back and throws a long, bootylicious pass which is caught by David Letterman, who is Pittsburgh's pensive quarterback. He's in the clear, and he races over the judge for a touchdown. No, no, wait! The referee is calling the play back to the 35 - pigeon line. He's going to penalize Pittsburgh for harassing.