Ok. I've had just about enough! When is the candid camara team going to jump out and tell me to smile? I kid you not, I can't attract a normal guy to SAVE MY LIFE. I was online minding my own business after getting home from Screen on the Green, and was actually writing a post about how much fun I had tonight, and then out of the blue, I get an instant message from this person, John, and the conversation was so strange, yet so status quo for the types of freaks I attract somehow, that I just had to share. Thanks for the material John.
Kadj64801: just read a blog entry about laughng gas that you wrote....isnt it wonderful stuff
Kadj64801: *laughing
Alicia205:(this is my AIM) wow, that was a long time ago. You're digging up the archives, aren't you?
Kadj64801: lol.....a bit.....hi, im john, nyc......laughing gas lover.....lol
Alicia205: hello John. I'm Kara and I'm in GA.
Kadj64801: i laughed reading how you enjoyed it.......i went from being a dental phobe into someone who loves going to the dds
Kadj64801: nice to meet you
Kadj64801: so, do you get the gas often?
Alicia205: did you stumble on that post by mistake or do you read my blog?
Alicia205: no, hadn't had it in a long time until I had to have some dental work done this spring. A filling for a cavity. :(
Kadj64801: was looking up someone and came across your blog......saw "laughing gas"....and had to respond. (i really think that gas should be sold to everyone)....lol
Alicia205: yes, that'd be fun. It's a cool feeling...and legal!
Kadj64801: i found a dds (female). that uses it for cleanings on me......and shes very generous with it.........i fall in love with the ceiling lights every time the mask goes on me....lol
Kadj64801: so what is a laughing gas experience like for you?
Alicia205: do you have a blog?
Oh, I guess like for most, it's like you're transported out of your body and everything's very surreal. cool experience. I don't get it for cleanings unfortunately. Maybe I should act like a baby so I will next time. good plan...
Kadj64801: hehehe.......it worked for me (although i was quite chicken)........do you get deja-vu on it?
Alicia205: not that I can recall. Like I said, I don't get it very often, and this past spring was the first time in a very long time.
Alicia205: why are you so interested in my laughing gas experience?
Kadj64801: i really love the gas.....somewhat of a fetish i guess
Kadj64801: i find the whole nitrous experience very sensual
Alicia205: ah, I see. well you should become a dentist yourself and you'll have an unlimited supply.
Kadj64801: imagine.....i would never have time for patients
Kadj64801: i didnt mean to be so forward, and i apologize if i came off that way............
Alicia205: no, just a bit strange if you want my honest opinion.
Kadj64801: i just find the reclined chair and the drifting into lalaland under the assts and female dds very arousing
Kadj64801: the submissiveness is what does it i guess
Alicia205: yeah. Well, John, thanks for stopping by and reading my blog.
Kadj64801: nice chatting.....bye
Alicia205: bye.
Who am I to judge, so I try to be diplomatic about things, but geez what a weird-o! What in the world is it about me??? How do these freaks find me? When will an amazing guy save me from my misery with these others that seek me out?
6 comments:
That story was a gas!
YES!
I'm here all week folks.
I was going to tell you that you are NOT a freak magnet, but then I remembered that KOM, David and I all read your Blog so I should just shut the hell up.
Sorry.
I would say that guy is an oxygen thief... but clearly he isn't.
Enjoy your long weekend!
I am NO freak Jerk! {takes another sniff off the super glue}
Obviously to get a date with Kara you have to be a Star Wars freak that sniffs gas!
CRAP! That is the 4th time this week I have gotten the super glue cap stuck my nose. . . .
From one psycho magnet to another...be thankful the interchange was online...much easier to get rid of Mr. Creepy. Sounds like he had a hookah full of laughing gas as he IM'd.
I have to agree with Jerk...you do have some regular freaky men who read your blog (just teasing guys).
It's apparent that dude's done gassed himself retarded. You handled that amazingly well... good going.
Ok, just be glad his fetish is laughing gas. I'm sure he has a TON of skeletons in his closet...well, the skeletons always laugh their asses of because of the gas....but they are still in the closet.
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