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Gordon tagged me. Somebody stop him! First he makes out with 3 girls in one night, and now he's going around tagging innocent others!!

So, may I present to you, my list of turn ons and turn offs, in no particular order other than beginning with the bad news because I like to end with the good.


Turn Offs
- Cockiness – Get over yourself.
- Basketball – I love every other sport except this one. Bor-ing.
- Rodents and Reptiles – NOT pets. Don’t expect me to sleep over if you think they are.
- Workaholics – Have fun turning on your laptop because you’re not doing a thing for me.
- Long Hair – I don’t want to share my hair rubberbands.
- Push-Overs – Have a belief, take a stand; I’ll respect you more.
- Vegetarians – Real men eat meat.
- Just a Moustache – Not even on Burt Reynolds or Tom Selleck.
- Earrings – They’re for girls.
- Smokers - I won't pick on them. They get enough crap these days.
- Head Games – It’s simple. If you like me, just like me. If you don’t, don't.

Turn Ons
- Chilly Weather – Cuddling under the covers is always fun.
- Thunderstorms – The wet rain, the electricity, the passion created when weather collides….ah hem…so anyway….where were we...
- Blues Music – Makes me feel like stripping.
- Manners - I'd like to think that chivalry isn't completely dead.
- A Smile – It’s contagious. Definitely the only thing I’d ever want to catch from a member of the opposite sex.
- A Southern Accent – It’s sexy, it’s what I’m used to, it’s home.
- The Smell of Soap and/or Cologne – I can quickly become an addict.
- Compassion – For animals, for children, for people.
- Cowboy Hats – Don’t ask. I don’t know. Cowboy hats are just hot.
- Intelligence – Challenge me.
- Sense of Humor – Making me laugh is the path to my heart. Laughter is the only thing that transcends age, illness, and handicaps, and in the end, it may be all you have together.

I could probably sit here and list things on both all night, although I had a much easier time thinking of turn ons rather than turn offs. Frankly, it's just not fair for a single girl to spend an evening listing out turn ons. So now, I tag Jon, Sabrina, Tiffany, and David with the same task. But, please, anyone else that feels the need to list out theirs, consider yourself tagged as well. I'm an equal opportunity tagger.