Out and about at Christmas parties and shopping for gifts, I’ve noticed a lot of attractive men lately dating some very not-so attractive women. Do these men know the ramifications of what they’re doing? Why, they’re watering down the attractive people population, that’s what they’re doing! This is my theory on what happens:
Attractive man dates unattractive woman.
As a result, attractive woman resorts to dating unattractive man because all of the attractive men are taken.
Unbalanced couples start having children.
End result = a population of average-looking kids.
Now c’mon guys. It’s up to you. The fate of the attractive population is in your hands. Step up! Realize you’re an attractive person, that you CAN date an attractive woman, and go. date. her! Marry her! Have kids! We cannot let some insecurities on your part water down the attractive people gene pool, now can we?
4 comments:
Funny - I've always noticed the attractive women dating ugly men.
No no...it's attractive teenage girls date rich men, and attractive men date other attractive men. Get it straight, already.
The rest of the furry, chubby bunnies with mediocre jobs, low self-esteem and bad haircuts? Them's for us pretty girls...and I love every second of "real man" quality time.
You're just jealous of us unattractive girls...and jealousy is *so* unattractive...so I guess, technically, that makes you one of us!
Bad Haircut?!?
How rude!
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